Tag! You're It!

How wonderful--I have been tagged by the wonderful Ms. Laura of the Refined Young Lady Blog

--Here go the rules: 

    *link to the person who tagged you.

--List 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself.

--Tag 7 random people.

--Let your 7 random people know it's a "Tag" by leaving a comment on his or her blog.

Okay...so. I'm really not random or weird to a point of 7 facts...but I'll attempt!

1. I do not use lotion. Perfume. Or anything of the sort. Since I quit smoking, I just enjoy the smell of skin. I must admit, though, my skin is a bit dry and itchy. I have lotion. I just don't use it on a regular basis. 
2. Hmm..borrowing from Laura...if I were a character on Gilligan's Island I would have to be Mary Ann. A little country...a little naive (I'd like to think) and ... I'd totally date The Professor--I like Geeks.
3. I graduate with my BA in English in...oh...nine days. (But who's counting) However, I am admittedly a lit-fic snob who does not like to read. I like to read, but I'm super picky and prefer things written by people who have breath in their lungs or have had breath in their lungs within the past thirty years.
4.  I'm a country kid, really--I grew up on a farm and I miss it more and more all the time. My dream? To live in the mountains with a bunch of Alpacas--learn to spin yarn, dye said yarn and sell it!
5. I'm a bit of a yarnaholic. Seriously. I mean. Maybe that's not weird or random. I thought it was normal. Until Mr. K pointed out that my weird love of fondling yarn is probably considered a quirk among most people.
6. I used to be seriously into fashion and hair and make up and all that girly stuff. But somewhere along the way...I became totally inept about all of it. *sigh* And now I find that a simple shower is a luxury--but honestly? I wouldn't trade it for the world. 
7. (hang on, reader, I'm thinking of random things of interest)... Well. *sigh* it's not of interest, but ... I'm a self-declared Grinch. I don't like trees, Christmas music, and so on and so forth. What I love is the wintery weather--it's the best! I didn't understand my love of winter for the sake of winter until I came to The Land of No Winter...

I'll post my chosen 7 later. I don't mean to break the chain. I'm simply not that intriguing so as to have 7 random friends at my disposal...